"Between the dates of September 9th and September 19th, 2001 -- there are no journal entries whatsoever."
"When Osama Bin Laden was killed, I remember seeing all these college kids cheering on TV like they were at some kind of sporting event. They were barely even reading when 9/11 happened."
"Your dream of dreams -- a starring role on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."
“Some people aren’t comfortable with a woman in power.”
"Are you a witch, Ms. Collette? Can you fly?"
"You know how every anniversary year has a certain set of gifts that are associated with it? Glass, paper, silver, gold? Well, the 10-year anniversary is aluminum and tin."