Tatiana Pavela as "Mary Anne" and Paige Collette as "Aunt Gigi" (photo by George McConnell)
"I like cleaning up and getting dirty. Yelling at my lovers and getting even."
"I remember climbing up a ladder as you fell in love with me. We were putting ornaments on the tree. We were lighting a menorah in the sky."
“Maybe I can’t re-gift a relationship!”
"I just want for them to hold me so tightly that I won't die -- and for them never to die either."
“Hi Jake. It’s Gigi.”
“How are you gonna find a man in a three-piece suit if you never look for him?”
"He needs to have a garage sale in his mind."
“My only brown-eyed lover . . .”
"You are still eating meals and washing your hands and turning off the light. Still flushing the toilet and fluffing the pillow and flossing the specks of food from between your teeth."